TH3 632nd - 12-14-2003

Flash and Trail Report By Bloody Z

TH3 632nd running - 12/14/2003 There I was as the Sun rose too early on Sunday as the Tidewater crew in Fayetteville, NC woke up from the Prom... I woke up as Big-tits.com stretched out on the bed pushing both me and Laa-Laa out of the bed, I almost hit my head on the night stand going off the side of the bed and Laa-Laa fell against the wall as he went off the other side of the bed... Laa-Laa proceeded to wake up Sex-im-in, and Monkey-see... out of the other bed. I rolled out the door to see it was raining. I deiced to see how STD and Ass faired in the party / karaoke room (and to make sure they didn't get arrest as well). I kick in the door which was cracked open, I see STD sprawled out across his bed and Ass with another older male hasher in bed with him... I woke STD to tell him we were all leaving shortly to eat and then make it back in time for the hash and wanted to know if he and Ass were going to join us, he just mumbled he see us up there and went back to sleep... back down to Laa-Laa's room everyone is up and packing, we all piled in to our vehicles and drove north me and BT in my car following Laa-laa, Sex, and Monkey (who was driving like the wind '85mph') to a Crackle barrel for breakfast then we proceeded north home, when I had gotten back into town from the Trash Prom, I dropped of BT.com at her car and went to the hash it seem to me that I was the only one made it back from the Prom in time for the Sunday's Tidewater hash... as I arrive at the Home Depot in Chesapeake park and I see everyone milling around, I notice (since I have been out to sea for a while) Shirtless is supporting his outdoorsman / I wish, I had Santa's beard look going on... as I go around to everyone I notice Final carrying flour, further investigations I find that Treasure (who is hiding in the truck) is not feeling well, so Final, Pokem, & NFN Dave are to be the hares... I say hi to Queen B and she introduces me to Virgin NFN Tricia (air force officer - fly girl)... we circle up Poke'm give special instruction that there will be presents along the trail, that Treasure (being her Birthday), she would wear the contents of these presents later at the down-down... so they were off... NFN Tricia was give her banana and introduces to everyone that was there... me and Shirtless while waiting our time discuss the events of the Prom and why STD was still in NC, before we started walking it was noticed that Captn slipped away little early and was starting his walking a little early... and then we were off following trail, I caught up with Captn on trail we trade the front of the lead pack a couple times to the railroad tracks then into the brush on the far side of a underpass, I marked an arrow so the pack could follow and went on diving into the brush after Captn, I caught up with him soon after as he was watching his step through the marsh, swamp, mud, trees, vines and thorns... we say hi he shows me he has already found one present, as I charge ahead into the thorns chasing the trail winding through the trees finding another present... finally trail pops back out on to the railroad tracks again and up to the road where I locate another present at an intersection, Captn catches up with me as I am looking for true trail, I find trail yelling on-on I notice that NFN Tricia has caught up with me and Captn, as we head off on trail, staying with us all the way to the beer check... leaving there going behind that stores NFN Tricia finds the next present, the pack catches up at Wendy's on S. Military Hwy. where I cut across the road to look for trail, I see from across the road the pack pick up trail parallel to me, eventually trail cross the road, and follow it up to the Indian River school where Captn and NFN Tricia catch up to me as I find that Shirtless has snared the hares and we are only 7 minutes behind... trail goes on through a construction area that is very very muddy, Captn shakes his head and stays to the road as me and NFN Tricia cut on through, we lose sight of him as we finally get on some road cutting through some house back on to a road heading up and into Indian River Park, following trail into the trees and down to the river, running into the river with NFN Tricia not far behind, I am about half way across when I slip and tumble into the river completely soaked I yell back to watch your step as I finally get to the other side my jean pants soaking wet and trying to run up hill, I get up to find one of the beer check vehicles parked waiting I grab me a beer as NFN Tricia catches up, we follow trail out to the road when Captn shows up… with a couple more twists and turns in trail we are on-in at the Abl's bar... where I see Shirtless and Final talking... I sign in with Captn and NFN Tricia right behind me, and give Final a big wet hug to get her wet and shivering in the cold as she tells me that they just signed in a minute or two before we came around the corner... it was getting cold so inside we went to get warm and change... with more and more people showing up, I couldn't keep track of all who ran and who were just showing up for the down-down... a lot of people auto-hashing and late to the hash so making them all DFL as well , the list being fucked up because of it all, the normal hares, snares, FRB (me) and FBI as well as virgin NFN Tricia, naming of NFN Dave (Saddam'ize my ass), and the birthdays of Treasure Chest and Vic Skid...

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